[Verse 1]
You slipped me a square of cocoa,
Said, “Go on, darling… bite.”
But the way you watched me do it
Made the room feel not quite right.
’Cause you smiled like melted butter,
Said, “Don’t rush—just take it slow…”
And suddenly this chocolate
Felt like something I should know.
[Chorus]
Oh, you naughty bar of goodness,
You’re suggestive on my tongue—
You’ve got positions in your wrapper
That should never be for the young.
Yeah you decadent little demon,
I can’t eat you in the light—
’Cause this chocolate turns to innuendo
Every time I take a bite.
[Verse 2]
You said, “Break off just a corner,”
With a voice like satin sin—
So I snapped that piece in half and
You just whispered, “Do it again.”
Now there’s cocoa on my fingers
And a look upon your face—
Like I’ve somehow passed an entrance
To a… very private place.
[Chorus]
Oh you mischievous confection,
You’re a scandal wrapped in blue—
You’ve got no right being creamy
And behaving like you do.
Yeah, you silky little trouble,
You’re corrupting me tonight—
Every square’s a fresh suggestion,
Every nibble’s sheer delight.
[Bridge]
Now the bar is getting shorter,
And the meaning less discreet—
If this chocolate had a conscience
It would blush beneath the heat.
So before it gets outrageous,
Better finish while we’re able—
’Cause this Lindt has more dark secrets
Than a bishop’s poker table.
[Final Chorus]
Oh you wicked little sweetheart,
You’re the smirk in cocoa form—
How a milk bar can be filthy
Must be Swiss tradition’s norm.
Yeah you luscious, flirty, sinful,
Barely decent in the night—
Every taste a fresh suggestion,
Every bite a fresh delight.
